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Grenada<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n

I’m going to try and put a positive spin on this: After all I’ve said about not consulting doctors and carrying no pharmaceutical products aboard Samsara<\/em>, I arrived in Grenada and went straight off to find the health centre.<\/p>\r\n

For most of the 23-day crossing from the Cape Verde Islands, my major preoccupation was whether I was going to lose an arm \u2013 and if I did, how I was going to cut it off myself with the aid of the breadknife and a bottle of rum.<\/p>\r\n

\u2026or whether I would chicken out and chuck myself over the side instead.<\/p>\r\n

This was not your average Atlantic crossing.<\/p>\r\n

The 2125 miles between Mindelo and Grenada is supposed to be restful \u2013 restful to the point of boredom with every day the same \u2013 the ship sailing out of a golden dawn and reeling off fifty miles in perfect sunshine before plunging into another spectacular sunset.<\/p>\r\n

To be followed by another fifty miles under starlight so bright that you get a crick in your neck from considering the significance of one little boat when compared to the infinite universe laid out upside down for your inspection.<\/p>\r\n

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Even so, the prospect of breadknife surgery on the chopping board does claim the attention periodically \u2013 like, for instance, every half-hour or so.<\/p>\r\n

All this needs a bit of explanation:<\/p>\r\n

Two days before leaving, I went to buy the beer. I hired one of the lads who hang around the harbour to carry it back for me \u2013 there were going to be 72 cans, after all. While in the shop, I brushed my arm against the sharp corner of a shelf. My porter noticed the blood before I did and made me dose it with hand sanitiser (which stung horribly).<\/p>\r\n

I don’t bother about these things too much because I am so stoked up with my food supplement that I very rarely get an infection \u2013 and if one should start up, I can see it off by taking a second helping in the evening.<\/p>\r\n

So when, 24 hours into the voyage, the arm showed signs of infection, I took another spoonful of the white powder.<\/p>\r\n

Now, the fact that it was white powder is important: In the six years since I have been ordering this stuff every month, it had always been light brown \u2013 an artist might call it light ochre – and tasted horrible. But a monthly order is no good if I keep moving around \u2013 particularly in other countries\u2026 and especially after the export chaos that is Brexit. So now I buy a year’s supply at a time. This lot arrived in Falmouth. I stowed the cardboard box under the forward berth.<\/p>\r\n

When I opened it in the Canaries, there was clearly something wrong: this powder was white \u2013 and tasted of nothing. It might have been baking powder or cornflour. It certainly didn’t seem to be my wonderful supplement.<\/p>\r\n

I emailed the company. They assured me they had sent me the real thing \u2013 the difference in colour and taste was something to do with a chance variation in humidity during the freeze-drying process. All the magic ingredients would still be there. I was not to worry.<\/p>\r\n

And so I didn’t \u2013 until one day when I was kneeling on deck, working on the toe rail. Suddenly, I felt that unmistakable sensation of sunburn getting started – not in any of the usual places like the shoulders or the top of the head (by this time I was as golden brown as the Ambre Solaire advert). No, this was the soles of my feet – as white as a newborn baby’s – and now, unusually, upturned towards the midday sun…<\/p>\r\n

Without a second thought, I went and fetched the atomiser from its clip above the chart table. In this, I keep a solution of the powder. This really shows you what this stuff can do: just spray it on, and the burning sensation stops immediately. Of course, you don’t go brown either, so I had to ration it on my knees until they matched the rest of me. It even worked when I burned my thumb on the heater. The next morning there was no blister \u2013 nothing to see at all.<\/p>\r\n

Yet, a solution made with the white powder had no effect. I might as well have used plain water \u2013 the soles of my feet carried on burning. I had to go and find a pair of shoes.<\/p>\r\n

This was a worry \u2013 especially as the company was sticking to their explanation. After all, what did I know about it?<\/p>\r\n

Meanwhile, another customer who was taking it on my recommendation wrote asking my advice. I could only pass on what I had been told. But this man did know a thing or two: he had started life as an analytical chemist and he said the humidity explanation was nonsense. He reckoned they’d run out of the usual stuff and substituted something else.<\/p>\r\n

I was sure they would never do a thing like that, but I went back to them \u2013 ending up on a Messenger call with the managing director. Once again, he sought to put my mind at rest \u2013 although he would exchange my supply for a consignment of the brown version if that was what I wanted.<\/p>\r\n

\u00a0By this time, I was halfway up the Gambia. I might be stuck there for months waiting for a package from the UK. Clearly, I had no choice but to take the MD at his word.<\/p>\r\n

And so, on January 18th<\/sup>, I set sail for Grenada.<\/p>\r\n

On the 19th<\/sup>, the ship’s log carried the legend: “Bandaged arm”. We had covered just 44 miles. I was still close enough to turn back. It would mean beating into the light trade wind, and I was without a mainsail, having broken the gooseneck on the way to Africa. I would have to rely on the trysail for windward work. In this wind, it might take 36 hours.<\/p>\r\n

Besides, I had a plentiful supply of the supplement, and it had always healed infections before \u2013 just take another helping at bedtime. Even if this was<\/em> a different colour, I would trust the MD \u2013 he was the expert, and I couldn’t believe this idea of him substituting something else\u2026<\/p>\r\n

Of course, it would have been better if this had not been a trade wind crossing. Every day was the same \u2013 hours of sitting in the sun and discovering that if you can’t be bothered to get dressed in the morning, it doesn’t half cut down on the laundry when you get to the other side. On the other hand, reading a book every 24 hours does leave unusual crease-marks in the new suntan. I suppose nude models don’t sunbathe with their feet braced on the other side of the cockpit because the boat is rolling through 40\u00b0 every two seconds.<\/p>\r\n

Mind you, I did wake up one night to find us charging along at seven knots, much over-canvassed. Glancing at the plotter on the way out, I was surprised to see we were heading back to Africa \u2013 clearly in the grip of a baby hurricane.<\/p>\r\n

They do this: A tiny disturbance kicks up in the gentle easterly airflow, and the next thing you know, a miniature but intense low-pressure system is in action. In the summer months, the higher water temperature feeds it with energy and turns it into a full-blown hurricane which hits the Caribbean chain like an express train, turns sharp right and lays a trail of destruction all the way to the Carolinas.<\/p>\r\n

I took down all sail and lay a-hull for twelve hours. I didn’t see the point in trying to beat into 35 knots when the passage was going to take three weeks anyway.<\/p>\r\n

And it did take my mind off the arm.<\/p>\r\n

The arm was not doing well. Admittedly, natural healing does take longer than a course of antibiotics \u2013 all the same, I was used to seeing the inflammation begin to die down after a couple of days. This was just getting worse.<\/p>\r\n

After a week, I had a hole in my arm the size of a pea and every time I changed the dressing, this would erupt with green pus, like an indoor firework.<\/p>\r\n

A week after that, the hole seemed to be closing up \u2013 but another one next door to it appeared out of nowhere, producing pus of a greenish-brown hue. Whether this was an improvement, I was not qualified to say.<\/p>\r\n

The First Aid chapter in the almanac had a section on “Open Wounds” (between “fishhook injury” and “bleeding – internal) but the only help from this was that applying a tourniquet was now out of date and risked “loss of the limb”.<\/p>\r\n

Loss of the limb was something I wish they hadn’t brought up. Whatever happened over the coming days or weeks, it was going to be a very private drama. This would not be one of those occasions for mounting an international rescue operation, diverting supertankers and summoning naval vessels equipped with operating theatres – the skipper being ordered to scuttle his yacht before being lifted off.<\/p>\r\n

The log tells me that for 16 days \u2013 between day four and day 20 \u2013 I saw no other vessels at all – not even on the AIS. So, a Pan-\u00adPan Medico call on my little VHF set with its 15-mile range would have been about as much help as Hornblower’s speaking trumpet.<\/p>\r\n

Also, taking the view that health and safety does not apply over the age of 70, I carry no EPIRB. (If you didn’t know this and find yourself aghast, there is a full explanation of the reasoning behind it in the book \u2013 and don’t forget that Alex Honnold climbed the sheer face of El Capitan without ropes or safety equipment of any kind “for the fun of it” \u2013 and he was only 32.)<\/p>\r\n

In retrospect, it was all a lot of fuss about nothing because eventually, I sailed into St George’s with all limbs intact and the breadknife only blunted on my attempt at a stoneground loaf with out-of-date yeast.<\/p>\r\n

But I did have unfinished business with the supplement company: as far as I was concerned, here was proof that there was something wrong with the white powder. I started emailing round other customers \u2013 specifically those who I knew had to buy it in bulk like me. This has become normal since the chaos that is Brexit. My new-found friend Frank in Lisbon had to wait three months for his first delivery. Now he wrote: “My arthritis is coming back, and in general, it feels like the powder is different. I’ve been taking it for three months now, and the effect is zero. With the brown stuff, I had better joints after a month or so. Now I am back where I was two years ago, despite taking two spoons every day.”<\/p>\r\n

Forwarding this to the MD, I added for good measure that I had been obliged to increase the size of the font on my laptop and the dislocated shoulder from getting falling-down drunk in Tobermory was keeping me awake again \u2013 something it hadn’t done for months.<\/p>\r\n

To give him credit, he accepted all of this without question \u2013 obviously, people who had taken only the occasional month’s holiday from the brown stuff hadn’t noticed the difference. He would replace our supplies with the right colour. He would get the wrong kind analysed. In future, he would refuse to accept anything but the original formula. All remaining stocks of the suspect powder would be spread on his garden\u2026<\/p>\r\n

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The no-good stuff – almost pure white.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n
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The good stuff – the colour is brown\/beige – what an artist would call “light ochre”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n
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The white “No Good” powder does not dissolve in water – in which case, how can it be absorbed into the body?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n

So, in the event, there was no harm done \u2013 except, of course, to my immune system, which will now have to recover from being knocked askew by a course of antibiotics for the first time since 2016.<\/p>\r\n

And as for the positive spin \u2013 well, it does show that the stuff works.<\/p>\r\n

As long as it’s the right stuff\u2026<\/p>\r\n

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A passenger. This incontinent booby took up residence and refused to get off for 48 hours. Every time I suggested it, he took off, flew a couple of circuits and came back. In the end I gave up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n\r\n

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