How did we get to talking about a subject like this?<\/p>\n
Honestly, wouldn\u2019t you rather discuss the world\u2019s most fabulous anchorages or who has seen the Green Flash or, heaven forbid, engage in the interminable anchor debate.<\/p>\n
But no, people keep talking about holding tanks.<\/p>\n
Certainly, there are some places where pumping the head overboard is simply forbidden \u2013 others where it is just not nice. Think about it: A curry last night and you get up to find the family downstream have decided to take an early morning dip in the crystal-clear water…<\/p>\n
With the Jester Challenge sailing to Newport R.I. in 2022, I had been making tentative plans and one of them was to find some way to comply with the stringent United States effluent regulations. The obvious thing, of course, is a holding tank.<\/p>\n
The only experience I had of these things was on a flotilla charter in Greece: Under the forward berth was a big, black floppy plastic tank which, with six of us aboard, seemed to fill up remarkably quickly. This wasn\u2019t a problem because every day we sailed on somewhere new and as soon as we were five miles offshore, we opened the valve and the \u201ccontents\u201d drained obediently overboard to contribute to the Mediterranean Circle of Life.<\/p>\n
I looked into holding tanks \u2013 both rigid and flexible. The flexible kind did give me nightmares \u2013 I couldn\u2019t help thinking about what happens if it bursts (you know perfectly well what happens. You just don\u2019t like thinking about it.)<\/p>\n
But the main trouble is that holding tanks take up a lot of space and they certainly complicate the plumbing.<\/p>\n
For a while, I spent my days trawling through Facebook and the Composting Toilet groups. These were an education: Composting your bodily waste (lovely euphemism) generates a sort of religious fervour in some people. I imagine they wear sandals all the year round. There\u2019s a lot of talk about living \u201coff grid\u201d.<\/p>\n
The most interesting thing to learn about composting toilets is that the \u201csolids\u201d don\u2019t smell unless mixed with the \u201cliquids\u201d, so it is important to separate the two. Another interesting fact is that the \u201cliquid\u201d consists of 95% water \u2013 with only five percent of potassium, phosphorous and whatnot. In other words, there\u2019s absolutely no reason why that can\u2019t be pumped overboard \u2013 even in a marina. However, if anybody objects (in the Caribbean they say it upsets the coral) then you can always keep a five litre bottle and pee straight into that and then take it ashore (disguised in a shopping bag to pour down the loo).<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, it is the “solids” that are the problem – and yet there is a simple solution – \u00a0the easiest, simplest and most efficient solution you can imagine. I tried it. It works. It costs next to nothing. It takes up no space – and if you think it “doesn’t sound very nice” you haven’t stayed on one of those Greek islands where all the plumbing is 25mm diameter.<\/p>\n
\u00a5ou\u2019ll soon get used to it. Also, you’ll be very glad you don\u2019t have to spend the rest of your life maintaining some pretty unpleasant plumbing and constantly searching for pump-out stations.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s what you need: |A five-litre plastic water bottle. Some doggie bags. Some newspaper.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s it.<\/p>\n
The free newspapers they give away in marinas and chandleries will do very nicely.<\/p>\n
Here\u2019s what you do: Deposit the \u201cliquids\u201d into the toilet first and pump out. This is most important \u2013 remember, we don\u2019t want them to get mixed up with the \u201csolids\u201d and all that entails. If you really can’t pump out, then that is where your five-litre plastic bottle comes in. Just empty it once a day in the loo ashore.<\/p>\n
Now for the interesting part: Pump the toilet dry and line it with a double sheet of newspaper.<\/p>\n
Deposit the \u201csolids\u201d onto the newspaper. You will be surprised to find that the smell is not unpleasant \u2013 but you can always use an air-freshener if you wish.<\/p>\n
Put the toilet paper on top of the \u201csolids\u201d. Then put one hand into a doggie bag and delicately fold the edges of the newspaper over everything and enclose it in the bag. Squeeze out the air, twist the neck of the bag and tie it tightly as you would if walking the dog.<\/p>\n
Then it goes in with the gash to be deposited in the normal way next time you go ashore.<\/p>\n
Of course, if you are not going ashore, you might not want to carry this little cargo with you on a long voyage. Don\u2019t worry: As soon as you are well offshore, simply snip the neck of the bags one by one and drop the newspaper and its contents into the sea, where nature will take its course.<\/p>\n
Now can we talk about anchors?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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